25Oct/085
Houston vs. Calgary. Houston wins.
All right, I have now been in Calgary for four months and I can tell you right now, without hesitation, that Houston is a much better place to be. This is based on my own experience, do not believe anybody else since I am the quintessence of objectivity:
- In Calgary, my commute is so short that I barely have time to listen to my IPod. Houston is much better from that standpoint because I enjoy listening to my IPod.
- I have to commute by bike, this is not as comfortable as a car, especially in my body most sensitive parts. It takes me a while to change when I arrive at work. This is clearly not efficient and sometimes my legs hurt.
- My trousers are too loose, no longer fitting and I will soon need to add an extra hole on my belt. I clearly did not have this problem in Houston. Loosing weight can be troublesome.
- I now enjoy Sushi because it is very difficult to find a TexMex restaurant around here. I used to avoid Sushi because it was not nutritious enough. Now I love it. What's wrong with me?
- Wasabi green color is not as nice as Tabasco red color. Which reminds me that I need to try Sushi with Tabasco.
- Chopsticks are not as convenient as your hands when eating.
- Last time I ate Salmon it had been caught in Alaska by the cook's husband. This is less convenient than going to Rock Fish Seafood Restaurant.
- There are no Becks Prime in Calgary.
- I have trouble finding Tabasco in stores and many restaurant do not serve it.
- Food portions are smaller in Calgary
- There are too many pedestrians in Calgary and I have to stop for them when I drive my car. Houston is much simpler from that standpoint. You don't have to stop for pedestrians and this greatly simplifies driving.
- I feel unsafe in Calgary because there are no police cars at every street corner.
- The sky is often without clouds and the air is quite dry. This is disturbing because I like clouds and humidity.
- You barely notice when there is a federal election in Calgary. In Houston, you at least know two years in advance that something is coming up.
- There are many political parties in Calgary and the Green party is growing in size. It is much easier in Houston where you only have the republican party.
- George W. Bush is from Houston and John Stephen Harper is from Calgary. I guess we have a tie on that one.
- Calgarians insists on recycling. In Houston, it is much simpler to trash your stuff.
Please comment if you have additional useful comparaisons that shows how Houston is so much better than Calgary.
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October 26th, 2008 - 20:44
I’m surprised that you would stoop to sarcasm to malign our fair city of Houston. But, since you insist.
* In Houston, we get time off from work (and possibly everything else) when a hurricane comes to visit.
* In Houston, we don’t really have to deal with that whole “seasons thing”. Most of the year is summer, we have a couple of weeks of “winter”, and a handful of days nice enough to be called spring or fall. Calgary probably has a real winter.
Glad you haven’t lost what we’ll choose to call your sense of humor.<grin/>
November 1st, 2008 - 20:45
Tell us about -50 in the winter when you get there. Cold is violence on my body. At least if we lose electricity, it’s not life-threatening. Speaking of other life-threatening conditions, I can always pack heat legally if I feel the need.
Glad you are enjoying the change in life-style.
December 11th, 2008 - 19:54
I agree, Houston is much better than Calgary, though when I’m there I often think the locals must have some kind of Canuck envy. They blast their blasted air conditioning co cold that people have to wear sweaters at work.
Anyway, yes, Houston is far better, so everyone please move there. Calgary has become far too crowded and needs to downsize.
December 11th, 2008 - 19:59
I meant “so cold”, not “co cold”. I tend to stutter just thinking about it.
And who’s John Harper?
December 12th, 2008 - 08:38
I meant Stephen Harper. At least I got half of the name right!